Right, anyone who knows me knows that gaming is basically my life, sad i know but meh. So i figure seen as i play more games than any sane person should it is my public duty to share my gaming wisdom with the world. So here it comes:
- Lesson 1: Dont ever start playing an MMO, they are time sinks that steal your life while you could be out doing healthy things like playing frisbee or mating with whatever member of the opposite sex happens to be at hand.
- Lesson 2: If you ignore lesson 1 which i know millions of you already have, then i have this advice. Buy a decent Headset with a mic. Find some dudes who play the same MMO. Trick them into downloading some voice over IP software (Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Skype). Now cackle manically at them, they are now your gaming slaves and must help you in game in any way they can.
- Lesson 3: Do not under any circumstance locate your PC close to a food source, if you become addicted to gaming as i have the only exercise you will be getting is the walk to the fridge. If its within a few meters of your PC say goodbye to your penis, coz you aint gonna see it for a long time.
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